yeah. Boycott an American company during a pandemic and recession because they hurt your widdle feefees.  You absolute wanker.

i think there’s some jizz on your mirror, TP

what I remember is the Defense of Marriage Act. And DADT. And ruining a starry-eyed girls life. No, he was not the worst president by a longshot. But balanced budget and environmental protections are pretty much what every Democratic president does, even though they’re usually handed a steaming pile of shit when they…

do rich people even stay in a mansion for more than a year or two?  once they get bored it’s off to another ridiculously priced enclave.  If everyone on that fucking island got together, they could give every man, woman, and child in america a million bucks and not even notice it.  shit, bezos alone could do that. …

I know you guys need ad revenue, but the pro-trump ads on the side of the screen are really pretty off-putting. But I guess money trumps ethics every time (pun intended)

When I was a little kid in elementary school, it was considered weak and effeminate to wear a coat outside, even if it was fucking freezing. Also, drinking your milk with a straw made you a sissy. This ridiculous shit starts early

Jeff Bezos, who makes like a billion dollars a minute, cancelled health insurance for part time WF employees.  The man could give every man, woman and child in America a million dollars each and still be rich as fuck, but can’t be bothered to let people see a doctor.  Which, I don’t have to say, is kind of important…

Ozzie & Harriet was not a documentary

Can we find the lab where they’re making Tomi Lahren clones and burn it to the ground?

anything is a deadly weapon if you’re a cop.  skateboards, bubblegum, cell phones, pigeons...pretty much anything will justify a cop pulling out his gun

would it really be so bad if Tyga and Logan Paul got covid?

the GOP is a death cult

drink some bleach

the GOP is a death cult. 

How? How is that possible?

All those Chads in their khaki shorts and polo shirts.  Isn’t that the go-to uniform of white supremacists?

all he has to do is keep his ancient mouth shut for the next 3 1/2 months.

can Florida secede? We could install all the confederate statues there. The confederate flag could become the new flag for the nation of Florida. All the cities could be renamed for “confederate war heroes”. A big, beautiful wall (the best wall you’ve ever seen) could be built on it’s border. Mar-a-lago could become…

Just because you have a mental illlness doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole

the combination of white people and florida is fucking deadly.