My husband’s dad was a cop for about 40 years. Never once shot someone, even when they were shooting at him.  “I feared for my life”.  Then go get a desk job, asshole

yeah, dumb ass, whistle-blowers are not spies and you can’t retaliate.  but, of course, you’d have to have a rudimentary understanding of how government works to know that

“Anything I did should be praised.”

You have to apply to the KKK?  Like it’s Walmart?  I kind of thought you were born into it and had to opt out.

I love how Elaine Chao said it would make cars safer.

I one time opened an apartment on the third floor (I lived on the 4th), but I was stoned out of my mind (and only later realized that the management had the same locks and keys for every apt in the building).  Fortunately, no one was home.

their piety means they’ll have to stay in their loveless marriage until they die.  enjoy, you assholes

funny how many witches we’ve caught so far

I’d also accept Elizabeth Warren/Sally Yates

who’s telling this pussyassbitch that his approval rating is 53%?  some spineless staffer trying to curry favor?

you mean “White Evangelicals”, which are not the same as Christians

not with those zombie stockings

Join a credit union.  I get all my ATM fees reimbursed

wearing your backpack in a crowded train/bus. Take that shit off.

all words are made up

Get a fucking haircut, creep

James, even though you’re a private citizen now, maybe you can release some incorrect but damning data on whoever the Democratic candidate is, maybe late October 2020. We’d all appreciate it, even more than in 2016.  Thanks.  Asshole