these people think their own shit doesn’t stink
Once again, conservatives are not funny. Using slurs is not entertainment, it’s weak.
conservatives are the least funny people out there. I mean, fucking Dennis Miller is probably the best they got. when saying f*g or ch*k is the height of your “comedy”, you should just quit
At least we’re protecting them from vaping
Not removing your backpack on a crowded train or bus. Not getting up for old people or pregnant women. San Franciscans are the worst on mass transit (doesn’t help that our mass transit sucks rocks)
When I’m a pedestrian, I hate drivers. When I’m a driver, I hate pedestrians. But no matter how I travel, I always hate cyclists
At least BK has genitals, Benny
this administration is the first time I ever heard of an “ethics waiver”
cue “true Americans” decrying this racist witch hunt
90% of all Americans claim Native American ancestry. The same number will tell you that their dog is part wolf.
Well, at least Brick is aptly named
We used nukes on Japan with no real repercussions. Maybe it would work in the Middle East.
At least we’ll be able to tell our grandkids, as we sit around a feeble fire eating rats and pigeons, that we actually saw an empire crumble
So much better than seeing a baby hippo get bitten in half
I had my “sexual awakening” in the back of a dodge van. Brown shag carpet, and a dude with a mustache and a “Mahler Rocks” T-shirt. Pretty sure Zeppelin was playing. Don’t remember what the outside looked like - probably a wizard or dragon or something
all these assholes should just advertise as “christian bakers” or “christian calligraphers” or whatever so decent people can know to avoid them at all costs. I wouldn’t want some mouth-breathing “christian” to do shit for my wedding. No christ cooties, thank you
When did those statues go up? Was it in the 20s to intimidate African Americans, or the 50s to intimidate African Americans? These aren’t War Memorials, they’re warnings.
you can’t have that vape. Here’s an AR15 instead