tbh, white evangelicals AREN’T Christians

“We brought some flowers”

those tiny hands are soaked in blood

a warning

“the (white) people I met in Dayton today are the finest anywhere. Not like people in those shitholes Chicago and Baltimore, or those treasonous bastards California, or those ungrateful losers in El Paso. Daytonians know how to fake a smile”

Any chance his son can drown him in a “fishing accident”?

We can’t, but you private citizens totally can!

Well, thank God, now all those Mississippians can get the chicken plant job they were robbed of

The GOP, and trumphole in particular, complaining about vote tampering, is so fucking rich I can’t stand it.  Fucking mole people

Jesus Christ, when Logan Paul is the voice of reason, you have fucked up epically.  That pup should be removed form her keeping immediately.

I volunteer

It’s very telling that rich people’s houses always look like banks inside

Rich people constantly remind the rest of us how much they suck

I fantasize about Designated Survivor a lot now

a husband

Let’s not forget that the unfortunately named Blue Ivy is a fucking gazillionaire.  We’d all be dropping hits if we were 7 year old gazillionaires.  Do NOT compare yourself to this little monster

Reminder that he did, indeed, lose the popular vote. Not saying we’re not stupid, but maybe less than half of us are really bad

The Trump administration, like all other forms of terrorism, is an evil that must be destroyed. 

All conservatives have a persecution complex

My doctor (Physician’s Assistant, actually, but PAs and Nurse Practitioners are usually better than doctors, imo) of 15 years quit because he says he spent more time dealing with insurance companies, trying to get them to okay treatment or drugs, than he did with patients.