I’m sorry, but this is how trump gets elected - first people accept that snowflakes have four points, next thing you know they’re claiming the world is flat, climate change is a hoax, and an orange fleshblob will make the country “great again”.  

Fletch. You monster

I see trump knows history as well as he knows business

Now if we can only get the dog to eat Paul...

Every day I fantasize about that moment in Designated Survivor where everyone in the government is blown up

i don’t get the hate for Mayo. It’s eggs and oil, it makes dry sandwiches palatable, and it holds potato salad together

Ooh ooh, do Mayor Pete now!

we get it, you hate cops

cunt

hate ages you

“To the farms”, like Americans would actually take back-breaking labor for pennies an hour

These four congresswomen detest America as it exists, as it is currently constructed.

Pence is an energy vampire, and they don’t have a problem with sunlight

Poosh.  It sounds like Goop, but different enough that Paltrow can’t sue me

go back to Italy

White Supremacists have been invading law enforcement and the military for at least the last several decades.  Shit’s gonna be interesting when the coup finally takes place