Y, that's what my X told me

That's an average joke

Give me Viv-erty, or give me death!

The opposite scenario couldn't have happened because Moonlight wasn't nominated for best actress in a leading role. They would have needed the best adaptive screenplay envelope which was like 12 hours earlier.

Anyone play X-Men 2 for Sega Genesis? The one where you started immediately, with a random character, and then the credits were after the first level? I very much enjoyed that gimmick. IIRC, you could hold a button while pressing power and you could get a certain character based on the button your held down.

I'm 100% sure they had problems booking the show. Booking 3-4 guests 4 nights a week for a small show must be insane. Colbert Report had 2 max, and some were recurring. Plus, since they are all on at the same time, they get very limited exposure. Guests want as much bang for their time. Nightly could try having one…

A weird thing with the Nightly Show is they have some great, timely guests, but treat them as a surprise on the show. They had the Texas clock/bomb kid, the valedictorian kid who wanted to come out during his grad. speech, regular people like that, they had them within a couple days of the incident. But they don't…

I'm so confused. I watch all the clips on Youtube every day on my lunchbreak. He does dick jokes and drinks alcohol on the show. I mean, that's pretty edgy. And as long as he eats stuff I will always watch. and he eats stuff fairly regularly. Hungry for Power Games is the funniest political commentary this year, only…

David Bowie said he wrote Golden Years for Elvis, but The King turned it down. It would have really fit him

keep the puns in the closet

IIRC, Whoopi Goldberg's part was re-written for her, she said Patrick Swayze wanted her in the movie

If Colbert had The Roots his show would be the perfect contemporary late night show. Goddamn Jimmy Fallon lucking into getting that band on his show. The Roots are on a level way way way above Fallon's level. It's like a goofy dolt marrying a scientist supermodel.

It's not that bad, I especially enjoyed the train.

This is why we need smell-o-vision. Not only for the scent of the fireplace, but also for Offerman's man-musk.

Forgot the quotation marks. Pretty sure Trump overestimate everything

Nope, no blood. Like he said, classy.

We got the classiest cave paintings this side of Lascaux!

Damon as the poorly educated inmate is still absurdly funny. The skit with Kelly Coffield as Barbara Bush, and both of them just speaking nonsense, holds up very well.

Bros before hoes

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