Xhosa. The clicks would let you know that he's awake

Holly Walker kills every time she's on the show. "Men are always weirded out because women are 'bleeding'. Guess what, I'm bleeding . . . right now!"

It's not rocket science. When I edited the entertainment section at my college paper, I only had one rule: say at least one good thing and one bad thing about any album or movie. And that was in college, you would think the pros would be able to do that.

My favorite was drinking milk on the hottest day of the summer in NY a few years back. There was almost a reversal of fortune

as long as he keeps eating stuff on TV, I don't care what else he does.

What do Americans like: celebrities, junkfood, making fun of politicians, fantasy/comic book stuff, black bandleaders. It hit each of those notes with aplumb.

He's not unemployed and on your couch, he's a vagabond

Ted Nugent is totally an anagram of Tig Notaro.

That doesn't look like a char to me. I don't see any fish on there at all

Some pills are cylindrical

Interviewing Lou Dobbs as Estaban Colberto, with the entrance being Colberto cutting a hole in a fence and crossing through it with the chicas as searchlights panned the room and sirens blared.

This show will leave a hole in culture impossible to fill

I can't believe this thread Is real.