Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Cleaner than the Prius?

Is this a comment on Lucroy's penis size?

MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

Hooray for the rebellious youths of China!

That was the best response I've ever heard from a big corporation like that. The best part is that he didn't have to say "drops the mic," it was just implied full force. Or basically this (start video at 1:56 if it doesn't for you):

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

Simple solution to all these problems...don't send erotic pictures to anyone. It's never worth it in the end.

Looks like it paid off hiring Robin Page — Bentley's former head of interior design...

These articles are my favorite thing about Oppo. They're like crack.

I think you're missing the point of the article.

Audi allroad. Every service or replacement requires you to take the entire front of the car off. Want to change the thermostat? It will end up looking like this:

"You should go gluten free!"

Watch the whole video.

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

You gotta get Danny McBride in there somewhere!

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.