Fortunately, its just me in the office, so no one else can see the tears streaming down my face. If anyone comes back and asks what's up, I'll just tell them my eyes are a little sweaty today.

I couldn't agree more, 10 thousand black people die and you can hear a pin drop but we're screaming about texting while driving? Does texting while driving kill ten thousand people? What about drones targeting people and countries we aren't at war with, does texting kill more people then those? What about heart…

Yes I do, but not one that is solved by parking an officers ass in a gas guzzling Tahoe to drive around looking in people's laps to the tune of a million dollars. I think there's a better way to employ a police officer that solves more pertinent issues and costs less money. Are you 16?

Why do real police work when you can spend money to stop people from texting? I mean, it's not like there aren't more serious and pressing issues they need to take care of!

Sounds like something NYS would do.

One fatal flaw, you say? The Pinto was a great, reliable compact for the era. Especially the early ones with the German motor. There was just this one little issue...

To this day, still a striking car. They're well-made and fun to drive - right up until you plant your right foot and it falls on its face. 214 horsepower?!?!?!

Were they to have put an 8 into it, they wouldn't have been able to keep up with demand.

The VW Phaeton.

Poor guy my ass. Like the man who has a bird shit on his fedora, this unfortunate fellow is being penalized by the gods of fashion for wearing track pants outside of the house.

How much of what? The alcohol, or the marijuana?

I bet the "LEGALIZE IT" car would smoke the competition.

I take issue with the no calorie claim

Usually I'd take the Volvo over the Milano for brick-like-reliability and stuff. The exterior of the Volvo is just too much 'in your face'.

Oh, where to start?

Is the Camry really that boring or are we so predisposed to hate it because it just seems so unremarkable?

Yes he has. He's run the entire Tour de France thus far. Personally, I think he's using epo, but only time will tell.

I'd hope it would shoot through at least 10 magazines before jamming..

Two curious polar bears come across an arctic cruise ship and are like, "the fuck is this?"

By no means are you supposed to stall an aircraft, spin an aircraft, or fly a few hundred feet above the ground yet when you are learning to fly you are instructed on how to recover from stalls, spins, and perform simulated engine-outs. This is part of flight school. Why are similar automotive equivalents not part of…

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