I think you mean “classic.”

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”

The slow-mo shots for Top Gear, Grand Tour, etc. are my favorite for this exact reason.

The flicker doesn’t happen if the LED is 100% on. Only when they are “dimmed” by pulsing on and off so it is seen as darker.

*moves eyes back and forth rapidly, gets dizzy. Crashes.

I don’t get why people have trouble with this. It’s summer? Don’t leave your dog in the car.

All LEDs look funky like that on video. The frame rate of the video does not match the frequency of the LED. Filament bulbs are “always on” and do not have this effect on video.

I need an internet-law-knowitall-but-not-an-attorney ruling here... can police issue a ticket to someone for doing this on private property? It was my understanding that hooning on private property (like a privately owned parking lot) is perfectly legal, assuming the owner has no problem with it.

Something something entitled bicyclist.

I’ll do it. Bicyclists in the US refuse to follow the laws the road so it’s clearly a law of averages that eventually this sort of thing happens (albeit if this time it was Canada). I almost took out a biker with my car last week who decided he could blow through an intersection when he had a red light, then make an…

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

For those not carrying around a spark plug or hammer: The sharp corner of a belt buckle will work........and don’t leave your children or pets in the car...ever.

If you have to break a window, please try to be strategic about which window you choose to break. It’s gonna make a mess, but that mess doesn’t have to be all over the driver’s seat. However, you also don’t want to send glass bits into a baby’s face, so keep that in mind as well.

To be fair, time warp tests are hard. But if anybody can make a full crew of 4,300 people simultaneously jump to the left, and then step to the right, it’s the goddamn U.S. Navy!

The starboard catapault is “Beer” and the port is “Nachos.” 

So, basically, by the time Enterprise takes to the sea, all the bugs might be worked out.

I really hope this picture is framed on it somewhere.

It needs Corvettes.