This thing weighs 1,800 pounds more than my truck, and it’s got 32 fewer horsepower. I know it’s a little bit like comparing apples to oranges in some ways, but jfc. This is what a “small” truck is now...

I see I’m a little late to the party because I was going to post it as well.

Yeah, the TPMS was included in the initial design of the 1st-gen Colorado/Canyon and was standard equipment starting with the very first year model in 2004. It actually predated the government mandate.

There’s a your momma joke in there somewhere.

Abilities notwithstanding, I dig the look.

That went wheely badly.

My truck is 11 years old already, and it’s got too much electronic garbage in it for my taste as it is. Not only can I not afford a new vehicle right now, nobody manufactures anything anymore that I’m even remotely interested in owning. I’m going to drive my truck until the wheels fall off, and then I’ll put new…

I’m amazed that your sensors lasted that long.

Yeah, this would be me:

Sure, but that won’t stop the SERV TPM warning message when a battery in one of the sensors dies. (This picture isn’t my truck, but the warning message is identical to mine.)

Poking holes. Heh.

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

Build a nuclear power plant there.

Hot take: Bing is great, and anyone who says otherwise can ligma.

a 4K 3,840 by 1,100 resolution

That’s the one I used for probably a decade. I loved that mouse.

I guess that knob went up to 11.

It’s better to give someone a chance to cooperate amicably once you’ve informed them of the danger they pose. People will generally respond much better when given the opportunity to do the right thing rather than just dropping the ban hammer on them without warning. If they don’t want to cooperate at that point, then…

It gets more massive by the day.

I was told there would be sandwiches at this meeting...