Only problem that I’m seeing is that they’re all unloaded.

Ah, if only selfie sticks had to be stored in a locked container out of easy reach...

I have wheels, Greg, can you do a burnout with me?

BURNOUT GIF PARTY!

HNNNGGG

For pure adrenaline rush very little beats flying nap-of-the-earth in a helicopter. You may only be going 100 knots, but when you are flying 3 feet over the vegetation the rush is incredible. Army pilots who didn’t come back with foliage in Huey skids after NOE training were considered wimps. The brass were less…

Credit Card Processing Fee. Yes, being charged a fee to book your flight with a credit card.

This. If it is a fixed cost associated with the ticket, that should be included in the price I see. I don’t care what the actual “ticket price” is. When you give me a price, I want to know “how much is it going to cost me to fly from [here] to [there].”

Any fee that you HAVE to pay and isn’t included in your ticket price when you are looking for which flights to buy.

Baggage check fees. Because this has created an environment where people attempt to take far too much as carry on. And thus my small backpack never has a space in the overhead.

Snacks.

The September 11 security fee is easily the most annoying fee that airlines (are forced to) charge us.

overweight bags. 50 pounds is usually the limit, they tend to give you 51 just in case the scales are off, which I’m sure they are. But if you’re at 51.1 that’ll be $100. Charge it a prorate at 5 or 10 pound increments over the 50 pound weight limit, with a max of $100 fee so I don’t have to wear 5 shirts just to…

Carry-on fees. I’m looking at you, Allegiant and Spirit. Every time I’ve considered flying them and then read all the fine print and added up all the fees, they cost within $50 of flying a “real” airline. Not worth the hassle.

That was awesome.

Way better than the current model.