I’m 6’3 and even a fraction of an inch means death for my knee caps, so please go get doublefucked by an airplane seat armrest

Ahhhh, so Ed-Bok is the asshole I always sit behind on the plane. You reclining means I am absolutely uncomfortable for the duration of the flight, and there’s definitely no way I can use my tray table since it’s now right on top of my legs. But I’m glad you’re comfortable.

Reclining makes you an asshole. This is a fact.

What if the person behind you is 6’4” (or taller) and reclining even a tiny bit crushes the shit of their knee caps. Recliners can get fucked a trillion times over.

If only congress could be more like him.

Why don’t commercial aircraft have landing gear that can yaw to follow the direction of travel? B-52s have this tech and use it quite successfully. They just lock the gear to the runway’s heading.

Like a (Air) boss.

New VW slogan ideas:

“Volkswagen TDI torque NOX your socks off!”
“VW TDI: Nitrous is standard. Lots of it.”
“The Golf TDI: now with guaranteed smog passage for life.”
“The VW SportWagen TDI with Fender Audio: loud enough to drown out the cries of Sierra Club members on your next outdoor adventure.”
“The Jetta TDI: because…

A masterpiece. Absolutely brilliant. They should air this as a trailer for Jalopnik Film Festival.

[DESIRE FOR BUTTS INTENSIFIES]

they are there to protect all the personal info the NSA has collected at the Utah Data Center as well as all the extraterestrial viruses they have at Dugway

I bet somewhere someone on the ground was doing this.

C’mon. It’s a pretty badass looking aircraft.

Did anyone suggest the Cadillac Cien?

Needs more Cadillac 16. And maybe a Citroen Metropolis

That tactic only hides them. There are some that you can right-click and uninstall. The others I had to use Powershell as administrator to get rid of (like Groove Music and the like).