Their dealer network is the biggest obstacle for me. I walked into a dealership a few weeks after the new CTS-V reveal and asked if I could get on a list. The guy says, “The CTS-V? They stopped making it a couple months ago. And even then, we never had any on the lot, they were made-to-order.” I explained, “No, I mean…

Who invited this guy?

I’m going to argue that it’s got pretty strong competition for ugliest.

Never stop commenting.

“...represents the outlier and the rebel that dare to explore the unexplored. It is the spirit and strength of this connection that has drawn such attention to the campaign.”

Oh, it gets even worse when you read the press release, which is titled, “Jeep Brand Launches Unprecedented Marketing Campaign for All-New 2015 Jeep Renegade.” I saw it on Newspress this morning and almost threw up.

You must be fun at parties...

Always skeptical of the authenticity of these bizarre-o things. But for anyone irritated by my kid posts on the facebook, yes unfollow please. The grandparents, great-grandparents, aunties, uncles, and various other relatives are always requesting more. I use the Facebook to interact with my widespread family. That's…

Am I the only one who thinks the parent faked this for attention? By the looks of her husband’s twitter account he has been trying to get the attention of a few local celebrities with this letter.

When I had kids I just unfriended every cool person I knew until all I had left was family and some equally irritating parent friends. It was the only fair solution for everyone.

Meanwhile, half the time I can’t get into my own car cause I try to put the ignition key in the door.

TL;DR: Never own a car with keyless entry.

I know what you mean, those types exist everywhere. I suspect Nathan does have some kind of background like that - he's been flipping cars for awhile, and it's hard to get started with the volume he has without some kind of initial advantage. Even with a lot of clunky cars, the initial purchase price and renting…

Oh yeah, I forgot about his exporting - one would think the demand in Netherlands would be more than met for Mk Vs and Cordobas, but if you've been there, people still want em. It must be more difficult now.

I think he might start off too high in asking prices, and not adjust to real market conditions - so a hoard accumulates. The quality of his inventory also doesn't seem as good as a few years ago. He needs to clear out and spend more time looking for cars, indeed. I think some of his stuff he is just trying to save…

He's a character, and a wheeler dealer, flipping anything. He's had a lot of odd cars - seems the quality has suffered lately, but he appreciates weirdness, so that's redeeming. I think his dad had some kind of auction house or some kind of similar business in Montana, and he got in on it.

I thought it looked familiar, it's a "Cereal Marshmallows" car. He gets some odd stuff, and appreciates the unusual. Seldom mint, but the prices aren't horrible.

Essentially the most reliable vehicle ever manufactured. RWD. Manual. New engine costs $300. Really easy to pop in an LSD if it doesn't already have one. No weight over the rear axle. And you can pretty much do anything with it. Including starting a landscaping business. Oh and clean title too!

Midget. If you're going to get a cheap beater, it might as well be topless and British.

They make external catheters that will work better than a condom, and can plug securely into a leg bag that can be strapped to your leg inside your pants out of sight.