You people are crazy. $1000 a month car payment? Mine is less than half that. Idk how you people do it. 

The two of them are not only exhausting, they’re too old for any of this to be excusable.

I’m kinda jazzed for this, but so far as nostalgia trips go, I’m pushing 50 and I barely know who the Munsters are. This is a longer window to a movie than the Little Rascals had.

“Azalea Banks undisputedly invented house music.” - Frankie Knuckles

Evel Knievel is the true bad guy here.

And even if they did, “everything everyone wants” is invariably a recipe for a terrible movie.

It’s everything I think that everybody wants out of an Indiana Jones movie.

uh-oh...somebody figured it out!

Like Beyonce knows what a chord is

I don’t care. Never have. Single Ladies and Crazy In Love suck ass as music. I haven’t had time for the album cuts.  She’s very pretty, and she sings as well as anybody who has had vocal coaching since she was four. She’s very pretty and she still got cheated on by a guy with a mailbox-head. She ain’t Aretha. …

The knife is a bad detail. Not an appropriate wedding gift or accoutrement 

One has a dog, the other had a panda

He totally reminds me of how Hercules was portrayed in the Incredible Hercules series:

Do you mean the one with Asif Maandvi? I haven't seen it, is it bad?

Christina who is “from a city that looks like New York”

I appreciate the article but as a NY’er and true hiphop fan you have seriously misjudged the Beastie Boys and over inflated wack ass Eminem. When I first saw this article I thought you was going to put Eminem on blast with the rest of those rightfully named white rappers. Point by point:

He was so terrifying as the unhinged ex-husband in Something Wild that I still remember it as a violent thriller rather than a screwball romantic comedy.

Even the word “expert” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Saying an Ayurvedic expert is a “fertility doctor” seems inadvertently belittling to actual doctors specializing in fertility with medical degrees

Last time he quit Aerosmith he started a band with Derek St Holmes, so I figure he can work on down the line.