Right there with you- Adobe switched to a subscription model for creative suite and for a while we could all hold out but eventually your vendors are like “we literally can’t work with the files you sent us.”

1st Gear: I’ll never drive a car I have to pay a subscription fee to utilize. Full stop, won’t do it. If this catches on in the industry and that means I won’t drive a car manufactured after 2025, or I stick exclusively to budget niche cars going forward, fine. But I flatly refuse to pay an ongoing subscription on my…

If Google Translate can be trusted, it’s spam for a house cleaning service in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.

It’s definitely a guilty pleasure and I do mean guilty.

I was under the impression he wanted a fun car. Not a car that makes him want a fun car. 

If you’re going by traditional lore you’re supposed to stake the vampire to their coffin to keep them in there. Not just impale them through the heart in general.

Man those Zs still carry a pretty high price! Or if they don’t, you can tell they’ve been beat to hell. I think my goal for a G is a fairly decent sedan 

Oh god yes. I’ve been trying to find a used one, but it seems like every single coupe is exactly as you described 

The assault on Ratajkowski is inexcusable and IMO it would have been appropriate if Thicke had been charged criminally for it.

I believe YOU might be missing the point.  This car is clearly not for driving enthusiasts.  This car is for investment, art, and, most importantly, ego enthusiasts.  Your average Camaro will see more driving than all of these, combined.

You don’t get to objectify yourself for fame and fortune and then bitch about objectification. Nobody forced you. Whatever happened to personal responsibility?

“I’m trying to succeed in a capitalist system,” she writes in My Body. “But that doesn’t mean I like the game.”

You forgot the regular-cab, long-bed option. Jalopnik is the last bastion of people who want an actual pickup truck instead of an SUV-camino.

The Ranger used to be a compact pickup truck. Until recently, the global Ranger was a normal-sized vehicle for farmers and workmen, in all the rest of the world, where a bloated American-sized pickup would be excessive.

I watched a bunch of episodes of the UK version of L&O and it’s amazing how the cop half of the show was basically lifted straight from the original episode (the UK version just remade US episodes, at least at first), and then they’d get to the Order half and it was just crazytown. 

the best law and order episode in recent memory* is when the avclub comments section wrote a pitch-perfect episode many years back. im sure all the site comment changes since have completely mangled or destroyed it

To keep costs down, Honda is apparently looking to build this bike around a 750cc parallel twin.

Incrementalism is always just labeled “slippery slope argument” by the people with the agenda to incrementally revoke freedom, and by the people who look at the first couple of steps as “for the best”.

This year they put Brandi Carlile into the pop category - meanwhile she won Americana Artist of the year.  It’s all so messy. 

So only slightly heavier than they are now.