Yeah, Elvis got pretty gritty about his stint in the clink.

Hot dog. Jumping frog.  I’ll have a gherkin.

 dropkick a giant cockroach alien

I used to have an 06 STi back when they were new. I remember some guy was like man, you must get alot of chicks with that car eh? My response,”The only thing this car attracts is teenage boys and cops.”

The “6-speed Manual” is a pretty broad issue on car search sites. Depending on the car, of course, whenever I search exclusively for manuals, there’s always a percentage of automatics that come up. First thing I do is scroll through the pictures until I get to an interior shot in order to confirm that it truly is a…

Thus proving there’s so much more to life than cars and girls.

A guy on The War Zone pointed out that in the sequence starting at 0:52 in this video, you can see a explosion-free splash during the attack on Lutzow, which is probably actually this bomb.

Actually, if you have any self control, you drive this on the street below where boost comes in. You gotta make it go fast. I worked in a shop building this kind of thing-and the first few years of Busas/zx-12's/GSXR1000's etc. And It seems like it would be great test riding, it was actually pretty scary. Fast Busas…

I mean, go actually drive them back to back, and you’ll probably understand. Instead of this pretend internet posturing. A long list of incremental improvements in nearly every category of vehicle performance should mean..... a better vehicle, no?

The new ranger has: better mpg, better acceleration (vastly), better ride quality, tighter turning radius, better visibility (rides higher), quieter interior, modern infotainment, driver safety aids, better crash protection for you and pedestrians/others, much more towing capacity, wont periodically break down like…

ah, well since you feel safe than empiric reality will most assuredly agree w/you. Good take. 

For what I would actually use it for, the white one is better. Because it was $35K cheaper (more like $45K probably) and I won’t give two shits what happens to it. I would use it like a *truck*, aka like a rented mule. Not some shiny codpiece.

Holy fuck Mr. Gladiator-Guy. Who the hell thought $650 a month for a lease was a good deal? And how the hell are you still paying $452 a month with three years left on a five year old Miata.

My gut reaction was “don’t be stupid, just buy a used car, it’ll be way better!”

Much too fancy. This is more like it:

5-cylinder G-class is best G-class. And anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.

Wait, people are GRANTED ungraying? I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while and I assumed my comments were only temporarily gray until they got “approved” or uploaded or whatever.

1983 Ducati 900 MHR

As soon as I saw Robert Zemeckis’ name, I figured this wouldn’t look good. This doesn’t look good. 

WHY IS THIS NECESSARY