Any scooter people who know their shit (like me) wouldn't go near a Vespa as sketchy as this one.

THIS. The color scheme, seats and chrome accessories, plus the cracking around the badge scream Vietnamese "restoration". You CAN get decent spare parts for Vespas from Vietnam (with some caveats), but I wouldn't even sit on a full-on "restoration" for fear that it would fall apart under me.

It looks like a VBB. They had 125cc engines but had the same mounting points as the 200cc engines from the 70s-80s. It looks like decent condition but without looking at it there’s no way to tell. Because its still running the 8" wheels instead of the “more modern” (late 60s) 10" wheels it probably isn’t one of the…

Oh HELL no. This has Viet-bodge written all over it. The body is probably welded together from several different scoots, the engine is probably a collection of beer can gaskets and JB Weld and will grenade on you the minute you get it.

* - Drinking does not constitute “one or two drinks with dinner” which will not bring you above a .05 unless you’re a small framed woman, or drinking heavily poured mixed drinks.

It’s a cash grab.

Well, they could use a look. Harsh punishments if it’s found to be the cause or the driver is clearly impaired would be better than the random number generator and stop everyone that’s currently used.

The American public proves its stupidity every time gas prices dip and SUV/Truck sales spike. WTF? Do they think just because gas is 20¢ cheaper a gallon for a few days, it isn’t going to go back through the roof in a week or 2?!? FFS people are stupid.

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

That’s one duck that won’t go Peking around for no good reason...

If you haven’t recognized the MLS snake oil routine by now, you’re either really dumb or you’re perfectly fine with being conned.

MLS is an inferior product. Pep Guardiola just said he wants to leave Bayern, one of the top clubs in the world, just to manage in the Premiereship. How can MLS compete in our lifetime? MLS has a long way to go to compete with Serie B.

He’s from Colombia, is high profile, and makes a great deal of money. You can see him having had advice in the past not to stop for cars with flashing lights even if the occupants are convincingly dressed as cops, and maybe not realising that, given he’s in Spain, these “cops” are almost certainly actual police.

Official statement will be that he thought he was going to be kidnapped by those swarthy looking guys in the unmarked car and had to do whatever it took to get away.

Man, if he does the novelizations, then how’s Alan Dean Foster going to make rent this month?

This is what happens when writers get too famous: NO ONE EDITS THEM. And holy christ, no one needs an editor more than GRRM.

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.

You are a fucking idiot.

Only 1 solution: Range Rover.

Sadly, Al-Jazeera is far more reputable as a news source than most of the purely American media.