Trash car for trash people. Might as well drive an Altima or G35.

I swapped the 6 speed in my Evo for the VASTLY superior 5 speed.

Which I’d have to throw in the trash and then sort replacements? On top of $52K for a Corolla?

In fantasy land, sure. In the real world 8 out of 1000000 is a number so small you can’t even correct for it.

Sprayway and Honda spray cleaner and polish serve like 99% of my car cleaning spray needs.

Oh FFS, quit getting your panties in a bunch.

And the rate at which agents found firearms actually fell: In 2023, TSA found 7.8 guns per 1 million passengers, less than the 8.6 guns per 1 million passengers the agency recorded in 2022.

Can no one math here? I’m actually kinda shocked how few dumb asses there are…

And her power swap is lame. Super strength and a weak version of the Penance Stare. Both conveniently cheap to fake. 

Unfortunately, that also means that it doesn’t take a ton of money for any idiot to get a car with way more power than they have the skill to handle.

No one would argue that isn’t a real truck. 4 doors is the dividing line for me, although I prefer an 8 foot bed regular cab, because I didn’t breed and I don’t carry passengers,well, ever. My Evo is a 2004 and no one has ever sat in the back seat. Not once.

But Heather Thomas quit the industry because she was being stalked.

I street park my VIII MR. I also get a lot of offers under my wipers.

Some people don’t care about paper performance? Your car is only as fast as YOU are, a few tenths on paper doesn’t mean jack shit, either on the street or on the track, unless you put down pro level consistent laps. Which, if you did, you wouldn’t have bought the Supra.

All I gotta say is that Sophie seems way too nice to burn this goddamn house right down. 

No clue, I never mixed them up either.

I wish it was a baller.

MY FIL just bought my wife a Forester. So, yay, free car I guess. But, damn, it is an absolute pos. That we are stuck with forever, since I don’t want to seem like an ungrateful shit.

This dude is a dead ringer for my FIL. Like twins. All I got.

Just like Beyonce, I’m sure it’s contractual.

I guess she feels now that she’s a successful author she should branch out writing wise.

“declaring that she actually now considers herself a “ghostwriter.” “I’ve written over 20 songs for other people the past two years,” Spears asserted, saying that she prefers working behind the scenes and handing off her new compositions to other artists.”