To this day I’ve never finished Fellowship or Towers and never seen a minute of Return.

Banshee started with it’s two weakest episodes as well, especially 2.

Old white guy with guns here. I wouldn’t piss on these people if they were on fire, much less go to war for them. Bunch of fucking clowns.

LOL, S&G in 87 would be like referencing Nirvana in 2011. Welcome to old.

Hell, OJ has more time in a courtroom than plenty of actual attorneys. He’s just,you know, O.J.

People would fight you over Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury in the 70s. Even in fucking San Francisco.

Vin Diesel is by far the worst part of these movies, so more movies w/o him is a step in the right direction.

Or you could be like me: evicted the second the moratorium lifted, then ended up having to call in all my chips,beg borrow, steal and buy. Now I’m so house poor I couldn’t afford a car payment anyway.

There’s only one Kate Moss. If you want to work, you need to maintain your appearance and not be shitfaced 24/7.

I refuse to believe Depp is good at music, but I also refuse to listen and find out. It will remain a mystery forever I guess.

Yeah, that shovel would be to bury my dead ass after she whooped it.

I’m super sensitive to hops now. I was never a big fan of hoppy beers anyway, but now I can’t stand them. It’s super annoying to try and find even a pilsner that’s not over hopped. 

My issue is Cavendish bananas aren’t a great eating banana like Gros Michel were. I’m done after a couple bites, although I still use them as an ingredient.

The same rules as every time you ride in my car? No food, only water,no radio (none of my cars has a working stereo anyway), not stopping except for gas. Just put in your little ear buds and STFU.

I never saw it until years later, and then I realized what Megan Fox had been complaining about.

I hate the smog here. I had to go back 3 times this year beause with WFH and an e-bike, I let the battery go dead so I didn’t have enough drive cycles.

!00% this. SoCal is a different beast. It doesn’t ever rain enough to clean the roads, so when itt’s wet it’s like fucking glass. And people absolutely cannot drive here in the rain. They either don’t adjust their style at all, or they go 35 in the slow lane.

California’s “proposition” system has been an unmitigated disaster from the beginning. You can sucker uninformed/under informed voters with ridiculous ease and pass anything if you have enough money behind it.

As a former long time college town bartender, a house that stays home on Thursday (!) night to watch tv sounds pretty safe, as far as these things go.

Our og cable box could be unlocked with 2 jumpers. Didn’t even need to solder them. That box worked from like 1980 until digital. that’s when I learned the second lesson of stealing cable: when you hook yourself up in the local junction box, hook EVERYONE up. If you’re lucky you won’t need to break into the box again…