Kellyanne has drunk the Kool aid.

There’s an insanely high percentage of comments from people not getting the joke.

Why are the Yankees honoring Cristiano Ronaldo?

Hahahaha, I mean of course I know what “lean” is, but maybe you should explain to everyone else what “lean” is, in case they don’t know what it is.

I feel like that looking at the faces of people I went to high school with (I just turned 33). Everyone is starting to look parent-ish and out of touch with style. You know, mom/dad style.

Same, I feel like people my age look 10-15 years older than me. But I also realize I very well may be delusional (ignorance is prob bliss).

Been to a class reunion yet? Even the 10-year can be a case of BMOC schadenfreude. By the time you get to the 25th, all the guys have become sunburned thumbs and it becomes apparent that long straight blonde hair is not equally flattering. (I’ve become a greying fatass myself so my time at these events involves a lot…

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

As she came up on the back of the 87 year old’s car internally she was going “back, back, back, back......GONE!

Oh yeah, Trump definitely fired Comey over the way he handled Hillary’s emails, giving the election to Trump. It DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the FBI investigation of Trump’s ties to Russia. Definitely...

“but nobody can begrudge him for choosing to walk away from the game at this point.”

I get that, but I think it would cost more to build a wood shed than to buy the two pairs of $500 shoes. But on the other hand, she can take you out behind the woodshed year after year, so it’s a long-term investment. So I think the math checks out.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I did the vape thing for a while until I started reading about popcorn lung. That scared me sufficiently to give it up and go back to cigarettes. I’m such a fucking idiot.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

What the hell did I just read?

I’m pretty sure that Donald told us that he never settles with the plaintiffs. Hmmmmm....

Oh my god, I...I shared Thai food with a gay just last night! WE ATE FROM TEH SAME PLATE!!1!! AM I GAY NOW?!