Look, if you’re paying $75 for a pizza festival in New York, there’s your first problem. I mean, what the hell is this? Stop putting so much water in your damn dough.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

Someone’s going to get challahed at for this mistake.

I’m just surprised the Fox News chyron software didn’t auto correct it to an ethnic slur.

I’m sure the Knicks actually meant to sign Tim Hardaway Sr.

Trump will negotiate her return from the Japanese. No worries.

I don’t get how adults get all worked up over sports. When I was in high school and college I was much more invested but now that I have 2 kids and all sorts of responsibility....I can barely function without coffee and alcohol most days. I also barely have enough time to watch more then a game here or there based…

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

“It’s not a transfer ban. It’s a vetting system to keep Atlético safe.” - Spanish Sean Spicer

“horrific working conditions with little opportunity for escape.”

Less than an hour later Antoine Walker was seen frantically running around the surf in futile desperation.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Anyone with familiarity with sports teams owned by Stan Kroenke can tell you exactly what kind of team Arsenal’s going to be.

They won the ‘finishing ahead of Arsenal for once’ trophy. They have to start somewhere, right?

I came here and didn’t see color.

Mourinho actually got a hell of a lot out of that back line all things considered. Bolstering that and getting a striker alone probably bumps United up to the second-best team in England.

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”