Mr. trump was not caught sniffing Ivanka’s panties, he merely had to sneeze and they were the closest thing available.

I’m guessing he’ll tell the committee about all the gross stuff Trump does to Ivanka’s things when she leaves the room. MANY SMART PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS.....not me though

I live in a suburb that is ground-zero for high income helicopter parents. The last birthday party that my child attended came with a speech from the birthday kid’s mom about how safe the place was (it was at a play gym thing), I could stay if I wanted to, it was totally safe, I shouldn’t worry, if I need to stay I…

SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s really hard making new friends as an adult.

We moved from the city to the burbs, and all my city friends are like single and not wanting to come out by us EVER.

My suburbs friends suck and I have finally taken the advice from the lovely people of Jezebel and left their biased, racist, pearl covered clutches.

So my husband and I are at square one and I feel bad…

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

So it really expires just in time for NC to host 2022 NCAA tourney games. Unless the country trends in a more hateful direction and the Supreme Court OKs discrimination.

So basically the get to pretend they repealed it for three years to con the businesses into coming back, then put it back in place as soon as they can elect more Republicans.

Well, that’s certainly the kind of courage I’d expect out of north Carolina and the ncaa

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

Some days that’s the only thing that keeps me sane. Bon voyage Boomers!

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Phrasing

In my defense when you have a young kid you fit it in when you can.

At least you still have a sex life!

That’s....jesus.

My mother in law was visiting the house and was helping us watch our daughter so we could sleep in a little bit. We were both feeling a little frisky so I closed our bedroom door (mostly) and proceeded to have sex.....I’m on top hammering my wife and I hear her mother go “Oh come on _____ lets go downstairs and leave…