Someone yelled “pick him off at 2nd!”

“horrific working conditions with little opportunity for escape.”

And their sisters

I guess it’s easy when every single big player seems to have Real Madrid as their “Dream” team. I guess I don’t get the allure for playing for them (besides the last 4-5 years). I think the thing that sickens me the most about Madrid and Barcelona is they generally can pick the best players they want and they can…

I don’t think he knows Bill Belichick that well.....

I think most teams in the EPL (including everyone who finished about Man U) would have been happy with their calendar year as far as trophies go. United won the FA Cup, Europa League, The EFL and the Community shield. That’s 4 trophies that most would be happy to win and would call their season a success

Every time I’ve watched Everton I hear the commentators talk about him like he’s the resurrection of Jesus H. Christ......but then I see all the bad decisions he makes (errant shots, dribbling straight into opposing players, losing possession) and wonder what the hell are they seeing that I’m not?

Seems like a guy that was expecting something else then what she was. He probably thought she would be gushing over his gesture of paying for her movie ticket and was upset when she clearly wasn’t into him. I’m a guy and I think this guy is worse than the texting girl. I will say she should have just explained the…

“This is all going really well, don’t you think?”

I started painting my dining room as part of a home makeover for my wife for Mother’s Day. First coat on the top finished and once I’m done with the second I’ll start on the White for the bottom......clearly a very exciting Saturday night!

He’s only dead on the inside

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

As she came up on the back of the 87 year old’s car internally she was going “back, back, back, back......GONE!

Welp I can’t wait for all the television interviews where she declares the opioid crisis over and any insinuation from the interviewer that is isn’t will be met with “alternative facts” and “fake news”.

“but nobody can begrudge him for choosing to walk away from the game at this point.”

No one in congress gives a shit about anyone except themselves. Politicians only care about airtime and their sound bites being played on TV. If you look at a lot of those hearings most read from prepared statements and everything is carefully scripted to make them look tough or sympathetic. They also speak up…

Isn’t this like when our parents would say do as I say, not as I do? I honestly don’t know how you can separate the two

I call BS on the never eaten fast food. Kids are crazy for fast food so unless she was born an adult there’s no way this is true.

Living the dream!

I can’t believe I make more than the lowest paid player in a major sports league.....and I don’t live in NYC, DC, San Jose or Los Angeles