“I don’t know who this person is”......followed by an extremely accurate description of who the person is and what they did.

If you have to publicly claim you’re not a racist, you’re probably a racist

Doesn’t he also love his porn?

What the hell did I just read?

I also like that he always says he’s going to sue people too.....and never does. It’s like he is doesn’t mean literally all the grandiose things he claims

I forgot about the toilet seats!

Well I think science(my bible) has proven time and time again that gay people are the worst, if you touch anything they’ve touched you become gay too, and that if you eat anything they’ve cooked you also will become gay from their “seasonings” they put in it. I have to pump my Christian rock up to ear bleeding…

I’m guessing he’ll tell the committee about all the gross stuff Trump does to Ivanka’s things when she leaves the room. MANY SMART PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS.....not me though

I agree but most of the people I meet through my daughter are the worst. I try to make small talk about sports, etc with guys and you’d think I had a 10' dick for a face. They give one word answers and don’t seem to want to continue any conversation.

This is just perfect.....it seems like NC is just kicking the can down the road hoping that no one knows what’s going to happen in 3 years.

Level headed cowboy fan-”since he played for my team she’s obviously a slut and she’s just out to get his money or her 15 minutes of fame”

Look I’m just like a republican in the sense that literally nothing matters until it happens to me (personally) then it’s the most important issue

im not so sure though because both sets of my grandparents are conservative nutjobs and I am much much more liberal then they are.

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

Man that’s some NBA level defense right there.....I take everything bad I said about him back

I take immense joy seeing their faces in defeat. Could happen to a worse fan base

This goes along with their policy of screw everyone except me and my white male friends.....until if affects me and then it’s ok to get that service

Man it will be so great when all these old morons are dead in the ground

I’m surprised he represented Germany that much. I thought he spent most of the last 3-5 years coming off the bench for Arsenal before they shipped him off to Turkey. I don’t know if that says more about him as a player (inconsistent but talented?) or the fact that Germany had no strikers

This is too perfect