Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

“ and use it in clamshell mode.”

“ and use it in clamshell mode.”

This solves a problem no one has. Where to put their laptop when not in use.

This solves a problem no one has. Where to put their laptop when not in use.

how you gonna use it when it’s closed and in a vise like this???

how you gonna use it when it’s closed and in a vise like this???

OF COURSE SHE IS MOCKING HIM.

You’re being really presumptuous by assuming that this man is mentally ill. Some people are just plain weird, with no mental illness.

Of course its mocking, its fucking WEIRD and creepy. Sure there are “all kinds of people” out there. Doesn’t mean they’re absolved of being judged for bizarre abnormal behavior.

This isn’t a protest. It’s a riot. How would you handle this exactly?

Bullshit. These people are only looking for excuses to act out. Now they’re looting and shooting each other in my home town.

well you are a moron and an asshole then, please go fuck yourself

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

RIP Harambe

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

Dammit. With an infallible excuse like this one on tap, we’re bound to see athletes wearing helmets anywhere and everywhere in the future.

It is a felony to pull out a gun just to threaten or scare someone. Not to defend yourself from someone who’s using a helmet as a blunt melee weapon to damage your property (and possibly to injure/kill you as well).

Nope. After the biker attacked his car the guy would have every right to defend himself with a firearm

Nope. The biker made a mistake when he attacked the car. The driver could easily pull a gun at that point due to feeling threatened by his behavior.