The Orlando Magic? Really?? How about the NBA does the right thing for once and investigate Hillary’s Goddamn Email Server. Seriously

“We’ve been over this Markelle, go change into one of the three outfits or people will know we’ve been filming for months. Don’t get down, even if you don’t make one today, we’ve some editing plans.”

Holy hell, :13!!! Now his running form is Fultzed, too.

The B-Roll from his shooting baskets is 17 hours long.

Oh good, a place to talk about our Fantasy Football teams!

Get two, one to eat, one to shave with

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

“dribbling is cool”

The city of Milwaukee has offered the NBA $14,000 if they can find a way for all of this to “just go away.”

Chris Dugan on his way home after being fired for reasons he’ll never understand

Our collective response to the Terminator franchise is “That looks cool. Let’s do that.”

will they make him turn in his knife

I clicked on this assuming I would see a gruesome injury.

Normally when someone tells me I won’t unsee something regarding a football player’s leg, I’m expecting an extra knee or backwards foot or something.

The Basketball Hall of Fame rewards role players more than any comparable institution (see: Rodman, Dennis). Add to that being the most solid player on both ends of the floor on the most dominant team of his generation, and yeah, I think he gets in. I’m not going to argue the point too strenuously though.

NBA Finals MVPs not in the HOF: Cedric Maxwell. Chauncey Billups is eligible this year. 

From Wikipedia quick glance, no way. I am the guy who only watched the finals, and I thought when he won mvp he was an untapped asset up to that point.

3 titles, 2 all-NBA teams, Gold medal, lock-down D, longevity. Everyone loves him (except some Memphis jabroni). There’s a chance.