The ref calling for the bell in a no-disqualification match is insane, plain and simple.

I think they added an extra F5 vertebra

I feel like there needs to be a separate ranking for guys and girls, being 5'2" feels like a way different experience for both of them.

I agree, it’s high time we got to the bottom of this magic business. I wanna know how they manage to hide my card in my ear, I’ve checked and it’s physically impossible.

Just make sure we do it on a cloudy day, otherwise the shine off of those asses will attract the attention of every alien invader in the galaxy.

He’s gonna get to pocket 9 million, probably won’t face any consequences for his ridiculous behavior AND was my last healthy FLEX option. He is the worst on several levels.

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If so, it’s only because Andrew Luck came out a year later than Cam and got hurt more often.

Does advanced analytics not account for the current down and distance? I understand your point but two of the examples cited in this argument are fourth-and-longs, for the Saints scenario I don’t see how trying to convert a fourth-and-14 is more beneficial than taking a field goal at that point, and the Rams scoring a…

It's honestly happening often enough that it's not even fun making a joke about it anymore. Now's it's just the truth.

intergluteal cleft

I'm cool with it if we start doing this one. This one is awesome.

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

Have we heard any complaints from the Raiders players on him though? I completely agree that he’s a tool and that he’s hamstrung the team already with the Mack and Cooper moves, but I haven’t heard anything about him lately that makes me think that the AB drama or other Raider issues are his fault. From what they are…

Brown comes out of this looking bad for sure, but I think it’s a bit of a stretch to assume no team will touch him if(when?) he gets released. The whole helmet saga was ridiculous but it’s been resolved, the main issue is the Raiders refusing to waive the fines for not being in camp. The Raiders were completely within…

The system also plays a huge part in it, Bama will always be a run first team with a scary defense under Saban so while they have produced a few studs, they have never really had to worry about putting together a scary WR core, if you know how to block it’s usually good enough for them. Teams like Oklahoma who run the…

The hype around Jalen after one game is exactly the issue I have with the Heisman lately: people only care about the raw stats, and not the teams they play. Three of the last four Heisman winners have been QBs in the Big 12 or ACC who played cupcake defenses throughout the entire season, players playing in conferences…

I played basketball in high school, I was not athletic at all but I was 6'5" so I rode the bench for most of my career in order to have something on my resume for college. My senior year (only year of varsity, naturally) I got to play the last few minutes of a blowout and somehow popped a blood vessel in my head in…

It’s a big deal for some people. If you don’t care, don’t comment.

Tate Martell got a “hardship” waiver because Ohio State switched coaches but this kid can’t move closer to home to drive his blind mother to doctors appointments.