What animal is the cutest when chonky? My vote is sea lion.

He definitely saw Cam wear a hat like this after a game and thought, “Oh yeah, I can totally rock that, I’m just as cool as Cam”.

I’m gonna call this karma in action, looked like a goaltend to me.

A dude named Patrick getting caught with cocaine in New Hampshire is without a doubt the whitest thing I can think of off the top of my head.

Leave it to Bears fans to fill half of the fan section with Parkey hatred despite hard evidence that it wasn’t his fault. THE KICK. WAS TIPPED. YOU ASSHOLES.

Goldberg can’t even wrestle anymore, he has like 5 decent moves he can still do before they have to wrap everything up, and one of the more athletic and underappreciated wrestlers WWE has had in the past decade is gonna have to sit there and eat a loss like this AARP member just completely overwhelmed him.

DJ Moore saw Steve Smith haul in a touchdown catch while getting his arm broke, he’s not saying shit to this man.

Bixenspan just turned in his resignation letter after seeing this shit.

Us men dare not fly too close to the sun with our Viagra hopes. Word to Dickarus.

We all thought this dude was a better pro prospect than Fred VanVleet. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

Counterpoint:

Dad?

I would like to propose something: drones are advanced enough now that we should be able to dress some up as mini meteors and start crashing them into people right? I would seriously like to get this Team Meteor thing up and running.

hey buddy, what’s up

I get it though, all of these guys never thought in a million years that they’d be playing for Team USA, so they’ve already made their plans for the summer. Asking them to drop everything because the people we actually want representing our country dropped out is a big ask, so I understand why these guys are…

Absolutely, but there’s no way that teams competing for titles would let players risk getting hurt and ruining their chances. They’d find a way to stop the players from competing, no question about it.

A friendly reminder that a starting lineup of Kemba, Donovan Mitchell, Khris Middleton, Kevin Love and Drummond would be absolute favorites to win it all, and that doesn’t even mention having a current NBA All-Star in Lowry as a sixth man and a former All-Star in Millsap coming off the bench.

Everyone knows you aren’t allowed to brag about hitting a three from the high school line. Get that weak shit outta here.

As an Ohio State fan, I’m glad that we are able to come together and agree on a super important issue like this, it's super cool to see.

Leave Barefoot Bengals Man and his Milwaukee’s Best alone. This is all he knows.