Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Um, dude had his hands up. That means “I’m open!” Center simply didn’t lead him enough.

I agree. I think it's funny that Shanahan is known as an offensive genius but 2 of their 3 wins are entirely due to their defense, while the offense tried to choke this one away. 

Even against a first year quarterback, making his first start, it shows how good the Niners defense is that they managed to keep Pittsburgh to 20 points with 5 turnovers.  All part of that Shanahan defense he's known for. 

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

I know he looked good in preseason, and anyone can look good in the preseason.

That’s Gold, Jerry!

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

I can see the NY Post headline:

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.

Meanwhile, at the Lewis household:

Yes, but in the fine tradition of Baltimore quarterbacks, let's spend the next decade arguing about whether or not Lamar Jackson is elite.

“Jane?”

You can just see the unfair ability God has blessed him with. Once he truly figures out what to do with all of it and the game continues to slow down for him he is going to be truly special. He’s Michael Vick without the issues.

“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

All the teams thinking of signing him now have cold feet. 

But at least the new helmet is working out though.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever.