-His hall of fame derp face

“Demons” is an anagram for “on meds” which is an anagram for “Jim Irsay spilled his pill bottle into Vinatieri’s Gatorade”. Or at least that’s what the voices in my head are telling me.

Wasn’t there a game where Eli was working on a game-winning drive when he slid to stop the clock, and his slide was so bad he landed on the ball and it ended up being a game-losing fumble? 

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

Demons, eh? GET ME TEBOW ON THE PHONE!

I mostly remember him for making faces like this:

I will remember Eli for four things:

The Hall of fame question is valid, thats very much up for debate. But asking “was Eli Manning actually any good” is actually an incredibly stupid question. Yes the guy was good QB. He has a .500 record and won two super bowls with two of the greatest playoff runs in QB history. You don’t do that by not being any…

Between the previews and the movie is the perfect time to go get a refill.

The problem with previews—and the fact that there are more than ever—is that I want to enjoy my popcorn during the movie I came to see.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Don’t take it personnel 

WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION TO FLAG A COMMENT FOR RANK STUPIDITY?

The medical personal on the scene had to take Francis off the pitch in a stretcher

I can’t tell who’s actually injured and who’s flopping in that video.

That’s one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain. Unlike lightning, which hurts. 

Video has emerged of the moment players collapsed on the field after the lightening strike.

84th minute? Usually Bolts in Jamaica are much faster.