We are likely going to see Kyle Allen, Mason Rudolph, Teddy Bridgewater and either Trevor Siemien or Luke Falk getting starts at QB next week.

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It's like he's accusing me of giving him mono.

Will there be more puns, or did you Finnish?

Put a little English on it?

Slapping your face on Darnolds would definitely get you a few sick days

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

What’s important is that it sounded better in your head.

Doesn’t get any better than Brady vs. Darnold Siemian Falk on a Monday night!

That decision to have a single defender 19 yards from the line of scrimmage screams like a plan made while not sleeping.

With puns like that I imagine you’ll be having Saxon o time.

When a baseball moves on the ground in such a way that it seems to swerve past a defender closing in on it, the terminology is that the batter put “a little English on it.” But the way that Twins second baseman Luis Arraez hit this ball towards White Sox third baseman Yoán Moncada, it would probably be best described…

I guess Adam Gase is now going to have to go from 2 hours sleep a night to none. Should make for some interesting bug eyes though.

Burn. The. Witch.

I cannot stop staring at that graphic and want to applaud whoever over at ESPN decided to use it here. Just the epic nature of the pose while everything else is happening.

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

The only amusing thing about the Jets quarterback situation right now is listening to Tessitore slowly enunciate Luke Falk’s name to avoid inadvertently cursing. 

Nah, Jalen’s still too young and productive. Give it another 5-6 years, and then he’ll be a prime Jets pickup.

Jaguars Junction is currently a 15-car pileup.