those heroes did us a public service by putting that shit game out of its misery

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

I swear to fucking God if the Steelers go 0-16 with Roethlisburger out and the Dolphins win a game in December that they have no business winning, I’m going to lose my goddamned mind.

Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.

It was pointed out on Red Zone yesterday that this was the last Raiders home game until after the World Series, which means it’s (probably) the very last NFL game to ever be played on a dirt infield.

On 9/11, a friend of mine who was working downtown went to Ground Zero to help out when he saw the Towers fall from his office. A couple weeks later, he was kicked off a city bus by the driver because “I don’t give rides to you people after what you did!” My friend is Peruvian.

Thumb injuries are a lifestyle choice, people aren’t born with them.

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

Geezus christ, at least in the US the pundits have the decency to use codewords like “athletic” and “naturally gifted” and the less flattering “inmates” and “thugs”. But then again, maybe Italy’s better for passing on the euphemism bullshit and going full steam ahead with the racism train?

Yes, I’d say so. In terms of role and performance, he’s basically the Mariano Rivera of the NFL, who sailed in to his HOF unanimously.

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

Fat, drunk, and fumble truthering is no way to go through life, son. 

Inconveniently, the ball was in the air next to it at the time.

of course they would do this the season with the worst animation quality....