I have watched the entire series of these NatGeo specials (they are really fucking good), and the one about the “Wolf of the Desert” (this mouse) is great. Anything that can fuck up a scorpion and then EAT IT is bad ass, in my book.

this is why i only grow gummi bears

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

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+1 tub of vasoline

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

“Brenda, this party is really dying. UNLEASH THE KITTENS!!!”

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

The hero we deserve.

The Super Bowl was so boring that people at the party didn't even stop talking through the commercials. The hosts had locked away their kittens but let them out at halftime to entertain us because the game sure wasn't getting the job done. 

worse than Eli. the Philadelphia Eagles.

You realize that would leave us with the Patriots and.....Eli?

Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

As a Lions fan I can take solace in the fact that we scored as many touchdowns in the Super Bowl as the Rams.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment of American soccer media and probably the USMNT coaching staff.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?