Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

the next season of The Walking Dead looks amazing...

I wore a cup everywhere.  Protect what matters most

I feel like none of us really understood how cups actually worked, and what they could or could not do.

I was about 12, playing some very informal pick-up basketball at the neighborhood park while my family attended one of my younger brother’s little league games. I had very little business participating in most sports, especially basketball.

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

8th Grade, 3-on-3 basketball tournament. Actually had a pretty good team, and made it to the semis.

Intramural indoor soccer in college. I was playing goalie, because I stopped playing soccer when I was 7 and have absolutely no footskills. I don’t remember why the ball was so high in the air, but it was, and I severely misjudged the bounce. I tracked it down running back towards my own goal, like a center fielder…

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

Have...have you been under a rock with the rest of the creepy crawlies for the past 20 years?

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

You do, since you spent time clicking and commenting.

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Luis is correct. The chances of being able to get fouled in an NBA game make it the easiest to accomplish.

I watched a good 25 minutes of his latest special to see is it's really as bad as several people were saying, but uhhhh... yeah he pretty much admitted being a victim blamer and then proceeded to blame several victims. So yeah, this comment is sadly accurate.

“You’re wanted for questioning by the Mobile Police Department.”

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.