“What about Dennis Rodman? He’s huge and strong! With a build like that, he should have no trouble whatsoever assigning this job to one small man with no expertise handling this sort of thing.”

“We need to move this large rock. What should we do?”

In high school they’d show us these paintings by Carravaggio or some baroque painter and it would seem ridiculous how all these soldiers or maidens or elders or witnesses to a long sword murder would each have their own unique overreaction to whatever they were seeing. But they looked just like this photo! How did…

He’s clearly having a stroke of some kind.

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

Talk about an elimination game!

There’s Kawhi squatting with his tongue out in anticipation, and Joel Embiid leaning over him in apprehension:

as a sixer’s fan i have to admit i’m glad the ball didn’t have a nike swoosh and that kawhi is a new balance guy. because this shit would be on a commercial to break my heart every.time.it.fuckin.aired

Based on the headline I assumed this was one of those Burneko short debate articles. 

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

If the Lakers were going to hire a ex-point-guard-turned-coach-who-was-fired-and-his-team-immediately-became-world-beaters-the-year-later, couldn’t they have hired Mark Jackson so we wouldn’t have to listen to him during the conference finals? 

“his second-seeded Unics Kazan gears up for a playoff game”

As the oldest of three brothers I find it really hard to hype up an accounts manager and a systems engineer via social media

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Euron can sense main characters from 100 miles away. It’s one of his powers that he has.

lazy writing giveth magic crossbows, lazy writing taketh away magic crossbows.

So Arya gives up her quest for revenge, which was the basis of her entire storyline, after a 5 second convo with The Hound? OK cool. At least there wasn’t other rushed stuff like Euron running into Jaime in the middle of the battlefield.

The scorpions were only as accurate and powerful as the plot needed them to be.