Damn, Albies’s contract is for over five thousand years?

Rob Friedman/@PitchingNinja overlaid the scene on top of the Kentucky Derby.

OK but maybe the Sixers shouldn’t have loudly insisted that he’s a point guard for the past several years? He’s not a point guard. He’s a hyperathletic small-ball center with decent handle and a great passing eye. If they played him as such, he’d be some combination of Draymond and Jokic, and he’d be awesome…

No. This is a dumb take. There has never been someone who handled the ball as much as Ben Simmons does who has only been effective within 15 feet. Anyone would have been chided for that shit.

Bull-headed and efficient? Yeah, until he charges forward and Little Mac punches him in the stomach.

Waking up on second? That’s nothing. Donald Trump was born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple.

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees.

Be ashamed 

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

i went the office job route instead of declaring for the draft and regret it to this day

I'm unreasonably annoyed that your capital "b" isn't capitalized.

When the mascot/human war is happening and Robin Lopez has to kill Mascot Brook

That looks like Andre the Giant with a botched tracheotomy.

A little off topic?

Oh snap!

I’m not that surprised it isn’t his Achilles. KD’s heel turn was years ago.

“no one knew that Cersei’s side had not only managed to get their hands on magical super-ballistas”

Um, I thought the symbolism was actually pretty obvious around the White Walkers-global warming conclusion: