Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Horford’s not technically wrong.

I’m inclined to think that he felt it move when he tugged, and then decided he wasn’t worthy by himself. That’s just how I read the scene, though.

Wait until they reveal Tony Stark poops in the suit.

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

LaVar Ball is gonna do a helluva job.

Finally, someone who knows how to eat a W properly.

it’s important that Lue not have a rival in the organization, that there’s nobody who would step over him

We were standing under a bridge in Texas when suddenly the ibogaine began to take hold. There is no horror quite like a quarter back on that rancid stuff. And I intended to ride that wave all the way to god damn Canada and back. First, I had to find my shoes. No light in this place! And suddenly the light there was…

*Starts article*
“Oh Jesus, this is going to be one of those long, self indulgent, bullshit articles that spends 50,000 words telling a joke only one person fucking likes.”

The Boston/’Pool Party

Another improbable comeback for a New England (owned) team...

I don’t believe that’s a Christian belief and definitely not biblical.

I can’t believe more black people aren’t moving there. Less than an hour drive from Atlanta, but with (I assume) lower taxes and cost of living?! Black people, gentrify Hoschton!

Counterpoint - what kind of Christian uses his/her faith to hate other... ahh, my point fell apart mid sentence. 

I’m sadly not amazed that a small town in GA is racist. I am amazed that a 1500-person town has a mayor AND a city administrator and gets out-of-state applicants for that job. I’m pretty sure my neighborhood has more people that that.  

Hire through Nepotism and Racism through this hick town.

I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage.