Clue 2 about his young age is he thinks dudes can’t/won’t jerk off without access to Internet porn. I guess he never had to jerk off to underwear ads in the Sunday paper.

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

It is what people want. Common sense can still have a place. Moretti had the ball, Hunter slapped it away from him out of bounds. Moretti didn’t make any subsequent attempt at the ball during which he touched it and/or altered trajectory, Hunter didn’t slap it off Moretti’s leg or foot out of bounds. I wanted UVA to…

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

i think the best way to do replay is to institute a 30-second cap. if you can’t figure it out in the window then the call stands. you can fix the total fuck ups without it turning into what we saw last night

It was just SUCH a momentum killer! It had been a fun game up until then, and then it’s fucking 11 at night and we’re waiting for-fucking-ever for them to determine if the call was technically correct (the best kind of correct!). I had literally no skin in this game whatsoever and can agree that this was total…

Yes, it was ridiculous. That play happens 5-10 times a game and is always called off of the defender. The need to scrutinize the replay to that degree in the final minute to see if it touched or rolled off the offensive player’s hand is asinine. An obvious bad call should be reversed, but it’s pretty clear that wasn’t…

I'm tired of these smears, Rogers always treated McCarthy like he was family.

It seems far more likely that *both* are true.

One Dong Two Cups?

Joey Gallo Insists He Gets Along Very Fine With Rangers Teammate Nomar Mazara, Says They’re Just Both “Alpha Males”

Two Dudes Cup Cups

I thought the squeeze play had fallen out of favor lately?

Two Dudes Two Cups

Is it odd that I believe the two of them? Like, can’t it be true that their relationship was better than perhaps it was portrayed, still maybe not perfect but better, and that still a lot of guys got alienated somehow or another along the way?

co-jones

“Alpha males,” also know as “douche bags” in some regions. 

Really? He always struck me as “more breadsticks.”

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