They drew the dog with a dick!

It’s cool, I’m pretty sure you can buy a replica in Joe Rickett’s Etsy shop.

Y’know, I’m starting to think this guy might be pretty good.

At bats and plate appearances are not the same thing. Walks, hit batters, sacrifice flies, bases awarded due to obstruction etc. are plate appearances but not at bats.

They are both the actual record.  The first is for at-bats without a hit, and the second is for plate appearances without a hit.

They aren’t the same, so they both could be.

Remember in the days before guaranteed contracts, when you’d have a guy like this, and you could just take him out back and shoot him?

It’s just not your thing, I guess.  It happens.

I imagine a lot of things baffle you.

I, for one, appreciate how much Brown is Not Even Mad At All, You Guys.

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

“Those 300 pounds of chiseled granite don’t even fight for real.  Like those pussies will step to THIS” 

Some takeaways having viewed these videos like 20x each:

I mean... The history between the Harts and McMahon hasn't been great. If anything I find it weird that Bret did this considering, y'know, everything. 

“Bret tackled Bret.” - Vince McMahon 

White guys in Rasta caps (especially the ones with fake dreadlocks) should be locked up
Also, the fucking Hart Foundation hadn’t been inducted until this year?!  What?

He’s in that golden phase of life: not old enough to grow big-boy facial hair, yet receding hairline.

That was amazing! How did that dude have enough legs to throw that down after running all the way from the YMCA?

Pretty sure I’ve played with this guy at the Y.