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A dong by any other name would smell as sweet.

Dodgers fans also can’t stop bashing...other fans.

When did Deadspin change from dongs to dingers?

“Lionel Pimpin” was also the reason the Commodores broke up

Trevor Rosenthanos.

I think it’s WAR, whatever that stat means.  

This isn’t the type of Duke player Utah fans would cheer for...

Well Jazz fans are a bit Duke-ish...

Impossible to achieve, but I do I feel the theoretical synergy of Zion going to Utah deserves mention.

I’m amazed at your restraint with the wizards. you know they fired the old man right? As for my team, the heat, there is no way. In 2010 we made a deal with the devil and had four years of glory. Our end of the bargain was relegation to competing for the 8 seed for three generations and refusing to lose for a lottery…

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

or he actually stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

holy shit you ARE a real doctor!! 

It is a benign tumor on the vestibulocochlear nerve, it deals with hearing and balance. It never spreads and, although it involves cutting into her skull, it is a fairly straightforward surgery (depending on where the neuroma actually is on the nerve) with a low complication rate.

This is the best kind of dumb.

Flagged for hate speech.

yes, but unlike her husband’s quarterbacking, she’ll get better over time. 

the tumor is benign.

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors