I think what I really can’t stand about this whole thing is how disingenuous these people are being when they classify all “yelling” as the same, as if there’s no distinction between yelling and verbal abuse.

Yet the players get off scot-free in everything. They can do whatever they want.

Can we get the nickname LASER RAMÓN going?

“He’ll put you in the trash can from a mile away.”

“That’s one steamed ham!” - Albany, NY residents

Debateable. But I don’t think so. Wilt could not run in small ball. Maybe, maybe he would have been viable in the 90’s, but today, he would be like Rudy gobert. Elite center, but ultimately a non factor

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

This is why Deadspin is one of only like six websites I visit daily.

this is Jesus h Christ level amazing today. Wilt only did what he did because he was an athlete far above and beyond his opponents. For this to happen in today’s game is quite simply unheard of.

Well, I don’t think you’re going to like my Bryce Harper sign, then...

I don’t know why you rag on THE PATRIOTS CHEAT, man. It’s the best sign anyone has ever brought to a sports game. It makes me actually laugh out loud every time I see it. It’s amazing and you’re a curmudgeon.

Fuckin’ wow. Jesus Christ. 

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

Wilt also played 48 minutes in his Triple 20, so even with the shit shooting night (although: just two turnovers), it’s pretty hellacious to do that in 11 fewer minutes.

Arenas never put up 93 pts and 29 reb in a game, either.

Uh, did Timofey Mozgov bring guns to the locker room during the term of his contract and ask his own teammate which of them he’d like to be shot with?

It’s crazy how many embarrassing Grunfeld things you can list without even mentioning how he bungled a 3-team trade by not communicating which guy named Brooks the other team was talking about.

I didn’t have it pre-written. I’d long since given up on the idea that we’d ever need it.

Who wants to start a pool to bet on how long Burneko has had this article written up? Side bet on how he and Thompson agreed on who’d write it (my money is on a cage fight)