Daft Jordan Pickford hoying digs all owa

anywhere from six to nine hours.

Deadspin: guy mashes massive donger into dong space!
Also Deadspin: Please respect our time and journalistic integrity when submitting ideas to us.

I have naked pictures and fuck vids I’ve been sitting on for a long time.

Wow those brothers are no Jokic! Also, I have crippling depression.

The whole piece is bizarrely salty. It reads like it was written by Zion’s uncle or something. Zion didn’t attack after a pick and roll and passed RJ the ball on a must score possesion. RJ missed a pretty good look. With very little time left after the out of bounds, RJ attacked and drew a foul. Doing so in that…

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

“I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here.”

This comment was a layup. Mudiay probably would have missed that too

If Kristaps was still a Knick he wouldn’t have taken no for an answer.

Don’t worry too much about him, though. Mudiay has a lot of experience with shooting for 3 and missing.

“I already promised it to the hot dog guy, sorry bro.”

More than anything else, this encapsulates the need for better healthcare services for patients who aren’t super-rich.  Given hospital waiting times, it’s doubtful that most of us would be out of the hospital, home and raping comfortably just six hours after a major injury like that.

Finally, the Knicks win a trade!

Draymond being tossed out of a game might have cost the Warriors a title

Or...