I’d rather be dead than get my ass pinched by a broken toilet seat

Robin Lopez signed a four year contract with the Knicks and got away after one season - he dares not touch the sun.

I’d be throwing in some loaded questions to reference later like “Will you sue us if we get your head torn off on a blindside hit?”

I’d be throwing in some loaded questions to reference later like “Will you sue us if we get your head torn off on a blindside hit?”

I feel like that quoted paragraph is more of an indictment on Oakman as a person than any legal indictment could have been.

Similarly, I’d rather be tackled by him than watch another game with him in the booth.

Yeah it’s obviously his choice and I realize that he was suckered into playing at Duke for a year, but I want him to come back and play once he’s fully healthy. Hell, he needs to take as much time as he needs to get completely healthy first before even thinking of coming back, but it’s just shitty to see people sit…

A hundred dick jokes and you couldn’t fit a girth joke in there Dom? SHAME ON YOU.

Thank you Samer, for saying what we were all thinking.

Lebron is at the point now where he only cares to try on defense against elite competition, last night showed pretty obviously that he expects to do nothing against teams like the Grizzlies and still win.

Replace the election with a 1-on-1 matchup to determine the Presidency. Beto vs. Ted Cruz would be dope.

And turn every pitcher into Trevor Bauer? I don’t fucking think so.

One might say that Fleck’s demeanor has Jerry Kill shaken.

Imagine being a star stuck on a god awful team and then finally getting traded to an up-and-coming team with two young potential stars. I mean, your old coach is coaching this team, but he’s got a track record of success right? What can go wrong?

It’s minor league football filled with players we’ve never heard of or don’t care about anymore, starting during the meat of NBA season. Who expected this to succeed?

The only problem I have found with the game so far is the matchmaking, they need to introduce ranked play as soon as possible. I started playing a week late and it’s hard to enjoy the game when I’m still lvl 15 and every game ends with the max level champions wrecking my squad. I know this is a thing in PUBG or…

This whole debacle has kinda shown that he only wanted to play because he didn’t wanna ruin his reputation. It’s been kinda blown over this year with his success but Kawhi got a bad rap last year for just sitting the rest of the season out, and I’m sure AD didn’t want the same. If he really gave a damn about his…

This is the type of basketball you expect to see at a Magic game, not the experience that is the Atlanta Hawks.

Give him a cement block next, I wanna see what this guy’s got goin on karate-wise