Harden got stuck in that Okogiepinokie swamp.

Shit like this never happened to Ben Wallace

“Thank u, next”

Jack: “Kevin, what’s your goal in life?”

But enough about Boris Johnson!

Counterpoint: imagine this current 76ers team + Jayson Tatum

This new Carmen San Diego spinoff looks neat.

I get it, but they outran an old ass team with their two best players sitting out. Things named Devin Eubanks and Dante Cunningham played 52 minutes last night. Let’s just relax and do this in June.

I’m pretty sure this is dating advice, and I will be using it this weekend. Thanks

A week after trading away their blue-chip prospect in order to sign superstars in free agency, Anthony Davis says that he’d consider signing long-term in New York if he landed there. But they can’t trade for him now, because they really liked Dennis Smith Jr.

Anthony Davis to the Pistons

He really tries to be better at Lebron at everything, especially when it comes to being a huge diva.

God bless the Kings for at least trying. Barnes isn’t the best use of cap space but it’s hard to find people willing to sign in Sacramento. In a league where tanking sucks, it’s nice to see them finally put in the effort to be at least a playoff team, their fans deserve it.

I wonder which one of his new teammates Bobby hits first. My bet is on Markieff

It will mainly come down to price. If Harris and Butler take less than the max and stay under 25 million or so, then they could have all four guys at around 100 million. Add in a few more rookie contracts and a midlevel exception and you only need to find a few guys to play on the minimum who want to chase rings,…

Ok, so I know that everyone tries to write every incident like this off like it’s nothing....

I think the spacing thing is blown out of proportion too. Embiid still is shaky outside of the arc but Butler/Reddick/Harris are fantastic three point options, and you have McConnell/Scott/Bolden off the bench to provide some shooting. They should be able to keep at least 2-3 competent shooters on the floor at all…

This needs to be the new Gruden photo. Make either Gruden or Davis a shade darker in each new article and let us guess which one.

My reaction as a Piston’s fan: please don’t drop that Thon-Thon-Thon!

This is a fair assessment, I think it just comes back to how good they are this year. If this core of four carries you to the Finals, do you blow it up due to depth concerns or do you trust yourselves to find the few pieces they need each year to put around them? I personally think they have a good shot to make the…