You are worth at least 2.2 billion dollars and you decide to go cheap and get the brass testicles? Get some gold ones and commit, or stay the hell out of my cartoonishly evil NFL owner’s group.

Let’s calm down a bit. KD, Steph and Klay put up 83 last night on 51% shooting. Houston played shit defense last night, and while the Warriors are god-like, I don’t expect Houston to let all three of them go off like that, or at least will not give them wide open looks. I still think Houston is boned, but let’s not…

A Draymond flagrant foul in the first quarter? Damn, these video games are getting super realistic.

That guy was obviously photoshopped out of the first picture. The real question is: WHY?

Bullshit, that’s on her. If you can’t even lob a baseball to within head-to-toe range of an adult, maybe don’t hold your gender reveal outside of a baseball stadium.

If you are saying that Harry Potter glasses are dumb, I will fight you. That boy risked his life to save yours, show some respect.

Lebron though

I’m calling the police.

(unless you consider the current Celtics a legitimate contender)

The Pacers series can be attributed to Oladipo being a top-10 player this season, and the Cavs supporting cast completely falling apart in the first round. I understand the logic, but it’s not like the Raptors were defending way worse than the Pacers, the Pacers just didn’t have to worry about Love going off for 30…

Spot on, great article man. This decision is a full-court prayer that Casey was the curse for their team, and that another coach will put them over the top. I do not expect this to happen.

A girl that I dated recently told me that during her college days, her friends would mix Purple MiO into their Bud Lights. I don’t know if this counts as a cocktail, but it sounds absolutely appalling and, after trying it, is apparently delicious.

Just because he’s homeless doesn’t give you the right to mock his financial situation.

“You gotta be nimble to catch the stray cats you find in the neighborhoods, otherwise the only meal me and Itchy Dan are gonna have is those leftover rutabagas we found growin’ by the river. You ever been rousted by the bulls? Not when you’re in this shape.”

I really hope that link just leads to a three word article that says “Lebron James, y’all”.

Now I will be torn between using this or “Lebron made Draymond cry and call KD in the parking lot after losing Game 7 so they could improve their 73-9 team and beat him” as my favorite Lebron compliment.

It takes a man posting anonymously on the internet to admit that he’s wrong.

I mainly just meant that this team seems to have more variables involved than normal, as Simmons, Embiid and Fultz have had absolutely insane starts to their careers so far. And yeah that’s basically what’s happening, but not much you can do but hope to prove them wrong. There are people currently rooting against the…

He actually wasn’t the consensus #1. Some people thought that Lonzo Ball was the best player by far, if you can fucking believe it.