The Pacers series can be attributed to Oladipo being a top-10 player this season, and the Cavs supporting cast completely falling apart in the first round. I understand the logic, but it’s not like the Raptors were defending way worse than the Pacers, the Pacers just didn’t have to worry about Love going off for 30…

Spot on, great article man. This decision is a full-court prayer that Casey was the curse for their team, and that another coach will put them over the top. I do not expect this to happen.

A girl that I dated recently told me that during her college days, her friends would mix Purple MiO into their Bud Lights. I don’t know if this counts as a cocktail, but it sounds absolutely appalling and, after trying it, is apparently delicious.

Just because he’s homeless doesn’t give you the right to mock his financial situation.

“You gotta be nimble to catch the stray cats you find in the neighborhoods, otherwise the only meal me and Itchy Dan are gonna have is those leftover rutabagas we found growin’ by the river. You ever been rousted by the bulls? Not when you’re in this shape.”

I really hope that link just leads to a three word article that says “Lebron James, y’all”.

Now I will be torn between using this or “Lebron made Draymond cry and call KD in the parking lot after losing Game 7 so they could improve their 73-9 team and beat him” as my favorite Lebron compliment.

It takes a man posting anonymously on the internet to admit that he’s wrong.

I mainly just meant that this team seems to have more variables involved than normal, as Simmons, Embiid and Fultz have had absolutely insane starts to their careers so far. And yeah that’s basically what’s happening, but not much you can do but hope to prove them wrong. There are people currently rooting against the…

He actually wasn’t the consensus #1. Some people thought that Lonzo Ball was the best player by far, if you can fucking believe it.

Sure, if Embiid stays healthy and him and Simmons turn out to be bonafide stars then this isn’t their peak at all, but it’s not a crazy prediction with the number of uncertainties involved. Right now you have to question Embiid’s health, whether Simmons without a jumpshot can be a legit superstar, whether Fultz will…

People have bitched about Cavs vs. Warriors happening every year, but there’s nothing I would like to see more than Lebron toppling the greatest team ever put together. Not even a Lebron fan, that’s just irresistible entertainment.

I’m rock hard right now

I had to double check that I hadn’t switched over to the Onion by mistake.

What blows my mind is how people think the Lebron and Simmons comparison is even remotely similar. Lebron had a shaky jumper, but he still shot 29% from three his first year. He’s shot 36% the past two years, so we are talking like a 7% improvement over a career. Simmons was 0% from three this year, how does everyone…

Holy shit, that is a ton of ifs that you are assuming will pay off. If that works out more power to you, but I think it’s dangerous to assume that even half of those things will happen, minus Embiid’s face.

I do think that Simmons will expand his selection of moves close to the rim this offseason in order to find ways to score, but yeah, I don’t see him developing a reliable shot anytime soon. We seem to take jumpshooting for granted in the NBA, every player with any sort of athleticism is heralded as the next GOAT…

Yes, we all still hate those teams. Not our fault that KD decided he needed to one up that one and make an Eviler Empire.

I will pay good money to watch this man walk into a drunk food spot in my town after the bars close. If you get it on video for me, I will break the internet with it.

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