Yeah, I feel like meeting the Syracuse football team would require fake asthma at best.

Simmons is basically a newer version of Michael Carter-Williams created by a lunatic, who saw the first version of MCW and instead of addressing his shooting problems started yelling “MAKE HIM TALLER AND A BETTER PASSER! THAT’LL DO THE TRICK.”

I miss Rey more than probably any other star I grew up with, so I really hope he comes back to WWE. Some of my favorite matches with him were his David vs. Goliath matches with Big Show and The Great Khali, and I think doing that again with Braun or Baron Corbin would be cool to watch.

We all need to stop giving publicity to acts like Lil Tay, it’s the only way we are gonna get rid of these absolutely dumb personas.

I tend to disagree. Love’s rebounding isn’t what makes up for being undersized at the 5, it’s his scoring and the ability to put four shooters around Lebron for as long as possible. Valanciunas is decent but is not able to take over the game if you leave a smaller guy on him, and running Love out at the 5 took him out…

Embiid is an asshole like 60% of the time, and the Celtics most unlikeable player is arguably the nicer Morris twin. It ain’t that close for me.

I think it’s time to dispel the notion that the Boston Celtics are less talented than Philly and other teams around the league: even missing Kyrie and Gordon, they are absolutely stacked. Tatum, Brown and Rozier are borderline stars arriving way ahead of schedule, and I still would pick Horford over Embiid at this…

He’s gotta be nice for what to Perk?

Nah just randos, I feel like there’s a number to call for the hookers.

God damn, dude

Ichiro, the true hit king

I think the weird part is that Burks has been a solid NBA player for nearing a decade, and I still have absolutely no idea who he is.

“Doing things” is an incredibly accurate way to describe a statline of 9/4/2.

I love that the guy has a ninety second discussion with security about what he did, as if it couldn’t have been solved by “Don’t be a dumbass again. Oh, you’re being a dumbass again? BYE BYE.”

Hi, that was me.

You know you’re a dick when people would rather back Rajon Rondo than you.

Lebron and Simmons won’t be able to coexist with each other. Both of them need the ball in their hands to be effective and are not great off-ball options, whereas duos like Harden-Paul or Curry-Thompson have the shooting to be a threat when you leave them. At the end of the day, no team is going to be more deadly than…

Man, he must’ve REALLY hated Martavis Bryant.

Yeah, but he took 30 shots to get it, so it’s not exactly unfair criticism. The rebounds and assists are always there, but if Russ did this he’d still be getting shit on for his shooting performance, so we gotta do the same for Lebron.

AND WHAT ABOUT SPY KIDS?