Damn, she’s got better form than Shawn Marion.

He had a 7 foot man landing on top of him. What was he supposed to do, try and shoot it directly through Gobert’s face? He wasn’t looking for contact, he had a man leaping into him and he adjusted by leaning left to try and get the shot off. To say that this is more on Paul for trying to get a shot off and not on…

You’re right, I don’t think he was shooting his normal shot, but that’s because someone was about to foul him. I don’t hate that foul at all because Gobert was flying into him, it wasn’t him going straight up and Paul trying to lunge into him for contact, Paul had him landing on top of him and leaned sideways to get a…

There’s no denying these points, but the Thunder still got absolutely screwed by the refs at the end. Gobert fouled the shit out of PG on that three, Paul didn’t initiate contact at all and they swallowed the whistle for a blatant hip check. The Thunder definitely underperformed this series, but if the refs called the…

You are entitled to your beliefs, but I hope you understand that I will not be entertaining opinions from someone named Beefy Queefs.

It was the most bullshit round of Cruis’n Exotica I’ve ever played.

Capri Suns are not to be drank in any fashion besides in a pouch straight from the straw, you animal.

These rankings work because the rank of each drink is my personal record for one night.

Making it into the Deadspin Slack chat? You’re a goddamn champion.

More impressive athletic feat: scorpion kick or scorpion dunk?

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

Humans don’t harm the environment, seals who pick up our litter knives harm the environment.

Was he trying to come across as a gaping asshole? Because he succeeded.

Counterpoint: he played against Big 12 defenses

This is wholesome kinja.

Hey man, it’s Utah, just be happy that these people have found something to keep themselves busy.

Those Utah gradient jerseys are dope as shit though, this invalidates your premise.

Hot take: Rose actually played decent in this series, and after needing to rely on Jose Calderon in crunch time, the Cavs probably miss him.

There’s no more perfect example of someone being a Russ hater than seeing what he did to a playoff team last night and your first response being “but he shot too many times!”.

I just remember not knowing who French Montana was before that song. Beginning of an era right there.