More impressive athletic feat: scorpion kick or scorpion dunk?

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

Humans don’t harm the environment, seals who pick up our litter knives harm the environment.

Was he trying to come across as a gaping asshole? Because he succeeded.

Counterpoint: he played against Big 12 defenses

This is wholesome kinja.

Hey man, it’s Utah, just be happy that these people have found something to keep themselves busy.

Those Utah gradient jerseys are dope as shit though, this invalidates your premise.

Hot take: Rose actually played decent in this series, and after needing to rely on Jose Calderon in crunch time, the Cavs probably miss him.

There’s no more perfect example of someone being a Russ hater than seeing what he did to a playoff team last night and your first response being “but he shot too many times!”.

I just remember not knowing who French Montana was before that song. Beginning of an era right there.

That awkward moment when the team around Lebron is so trash, you could argue that they were wrong in trading away the 2018 versions of Dwyane fucking Wade and Derrick fucking Rose.

Spot on. If I’m Steven Adams, every move I’m making around Gobert in Game 6 and a possible Game 7 is starting with a double pump fake. Get that man in foul trouble, and you unlock Russ.

All three have been fantastic, but Jrue has definitely been the best. Here are some relevant stats from the first round:

This series is super intriguing just due to how poorly each team matches up against the other team’s stars. The Pelicans played amazing defense in the first round, but who the hell is gonna guard Durant? Do you let Mirotic get blown by every single possession, or do you make 6'4" Holiday or E’Twaun Moore try to…

LET’S GOOOOO. Meek is definitely gonna be front row tonight at the 76ers game, this shit is gonna be wild!

I honestly don’t blame the Rockets for how boring it was, I blame the Timberwolves for defending so atrociously that it was all wide open shots. Houston does alot of pick and roll, but alot of that quarter was just beautiful passing and finding the open man, and it was fun to watch the ball movement. But when the open…

Hey man, when you are Team White People, you gotta been seen where the white people are at.

Yeah, I mean Romney is a scumbag who bought companies up solely to lay everyone off and made millions off of the practice, but fuck that guy who doesn’t play basketball how I like it to be played!

“Mr. Emmert, how much should we pay these kids?”